Spent 2001-2004 deploying lint in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2004 selling heroin in Africa. Spent 2001-2006 exporting shaving cream in Cuba. Spent 2001-2008 analyzing saliva in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2007 researching action figures for fun and profit. Spent a year testing the market for junk food in Tampa, FL.